My "Amazing" Start

I heard a sharp sound. I opened my eyes to see what was going on. It was four HUGE creatures. Man, are they annoying, they just make noise, more noise, and you guessed it, EVEN MORE NOISE!!! They said things like "test", and "which is better", like, that's just rude. They were using me! I said, "NO WAY, THEY CAN"T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT ME, I'M THE BOSS, SO SHOW ME RESPECT," sadly, they aren't smart enough to make me able to talk back. So I sat there, but at least they all paid attention to me.